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July 9, 1997

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Sorry - I don't have a clue as to who created the ASCII Art on this page. I got it from a friend on the Net.
The Folks at Dohmann Pecan Farms liked it, and added a few cows to the "herd".

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Cow from Beijing Wind-up Flying Cow * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Cow walking Cow jogging Cow running Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) * (__) \/ (oo) | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ccccccccccccccccc / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( cccccccccccccc \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ $|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in swimming pool on grass on cow (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychedelic mushrooms down psychedelic mushrooms )\ (__) / \ (oo) cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc Cow swimming in shark infested water ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------~~ Cow Hide Cow Pie * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ~~ ~~ / / ~~ ~~ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/------|| ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the doo-doo a doo-doo doo-doo kicked out of her o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| cc cc cc cc cc cc Bill Bixby Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff Claude Rains male relative cow cow cow cow /\ __ (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ~~ ~~ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /'~~~-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===~ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ~ ~ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Satanic cow Yuppie Cow Cow in love ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (c) * ||----|| cc c cc cc Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow (armed and dangerous) (---) ( ) (___) (___) /-----\ (o o) (o o) | | /-------\ / /-------\ / | | | / | ||O / | Oc ||O | | | * ||,---|| * ||,---|| | * | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull Coward (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_c (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow (__) oooo oooo (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ || |/ / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| * (**) * oooo oooo * (--) * A Rollerblading Cow A Cow not very good at rollerblading (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~ ~~~~ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) ~~ (oo) (--) ~~~~ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ~~~~~ / | || /| |\ ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~ | | ~ ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /----\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / \ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ * ~ Cow surfing at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ~~ ~ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ~~ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ~~ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||~_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ~~ ~ /--UU--\/ (____________) / || || Cow sheltering from English * ||----|| Weather ~~ ~~ (New) Jersey Cow \ \ \ \/ // \ \ \(__) // (___) (___) \ \ (oo)// (o o) (o o) /-------\/ /-------\ / \-/ / | / /||\ \ \ / | ||# / * ||----|| \ \ \ * ||----|| * ~~ ~~ vv vv Cow sweltering Rudolph the Alice's Cheshire Cow from Texas Weather Red-nosed Cow (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ~~ ~~ -------- Cow licensed to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__(__) (oo)// (oo(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Mary Poppins Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ~ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ~ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ~~ ~~ ||-----|| / / ~~ ~~ ~ ~ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) . /\ . . : . / \ . . : / \ . . * : / \ * : | (__) | . . ** : . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ~||~ |NASA \ . : |______| ~~ |______| . : . (__||__) . . : . /_\ /_\ . . . : !!! !!! : : The cow that jumped over the moon. :

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